bunbijou:

under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the sugar comrade of everyone else

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

(Source: dnsnotonfire)

If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries:
Werewolf
Taurus:
Hell hound
Gemini:
Doppelgänger
Cancer:
Banshee
Leo:
Fairy
Virgo:
Angel
Libra:
Nymph
Scorpio:
Siren
Sagittarius:
Ghost
Capricorn:
Mermaid
Aquarius:
Vampire
Pisces:
Shapeshifter

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

green-postit:

MY PEOPLE

(Source: morihearty)

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
—Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via marvelstorm)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert)

I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
—"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone)