oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

weretaire:

tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside

steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter…

ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

(Source: areyoutoonenough)

bri-ecrit:

doctorweird:

r-dart:

I’m speaking for myself only, of course.

Except you’re basically right.

(This applies to writing, too.)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(Source: aasimars)